Greatest Of All Time
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MALE, 4 YEARS OLD
(That’s 28 in goat years- young enough to climb
mountains, old enough to
have the wisdom of a
lifetime in fine tobacco craftmanship)
Official Spokesgoat and Brand
Ambassador for Best Cigar Prices.
Picture this: a rugged, well-groomed goat, chewing on a thick blade of grass one moment, a fine Nicaraguan cigar the next. That's me, Billy Smokes—a goat with sophistication, a hint of rebellion, and dare I say a trailblazer in the world of luxury cigars. I’m a connoisseur of the finer things in life: aged hay, fresh alfalfa, and a quiet sunset puffing on my favorite cigar. Whether it’s full-bodied classics or boutique blends, I’ve tasted it all and made it my mission to pair every cigar lover with their perfect puff.
I’m seeking other premium cigar loving maniacs, who may appreciate the lines of a perfectly stacked bale of hay, to join my Bleat & Puff Crew! It’s time to take back the cigar industry and show those corporate sheep (like what I did there?) that cigars are fun again!
I once outclimbed a mountain goat and lit my cigar on a lightning strike. True story.
Swipe right, and let’s turn this spark into a flame—metaphorically, of course. 🐐 🔥
