Top 5 Weirdest Vintage Cigar Brands
From the very beginning of the cigar’s introduction as an American commodity in the late 1700’s there has been cigar marketing. Over the years cigar branding and advertising has seen countless approaches, ranging from the good, to the bad, to the downright weird. Today’s post focuses on the last category, as we take a look at five of the absolute weirdest brands in cigar history.
1. Rotten Cigars (1912)
Probably the least appetizing name on this list (although the next one is a close 2nd), “Rotten”may have been an early example of “thinking outside the box” in terms of cigar branding, although I think it’s safe to say this one went a little too far outside. Other similarly unappealing names of the era include “Rat Tails”, “Tramps”, and “Sucker.”
2. Liver Regulator (1886)
Because nothing says “quality tobacco” quite like a depiction of tiny devils flying around on the ends of lit stogies. I’m not sure what the manufacturer had in mind when concocting this baffling image in an attempt to sell cigars. As strange as it seems today, “Little Satan” was actually one of many devil-themed cigar ad campaigns of the late 19th and early 20th centuries.
The label on “Pap George” cigars features a scantily-clad middle-aged man engaged in various displays of physical strength- Not exactly the sort of motif you’d expect to see on a cigar box. The best explanation I can offer is that this brand may have been intended as a tribute to burly Civil War General George Henry Thomas, who was nicknamed “Pap Thomas” by his admirers.